Laws of Dibillilia
No Biting. Biters will be drowned.
Walnuts and foghorns are strictly prohibited. Possession of walnuts or foghorns is punishable by spanking.
Carnations, guns, rusty nails, corks, and plastic ducks are prohibited. Possession of these items will result in their confiscation and a fine between $25 and $400 USD.
Intentionally irritating a watersnake will result in a fine of $25 and $75 USD.
Intentionally injuring a watersnake will result in a fine of $500 to $1000 USD and a jail sentence of 6 months to 2 years. Intentionally killing a watersnake will result in all your possessions being seized and a jail sentence of 10 years to life.
Obey your Monarch and Ministers. To fail to do so can result in a court issued sentence.
Toilets may not be flushed between 11 and 12 AM, as that is watersnake nap time. To do so will be considered intentional irritation of a watersnake.
A physical assault on a fellow human being will result in the same offense, increased by a set percent, inflicted on you.
A premeditated, intentional assault will result in doubling of the original offense.
An intentional assault that is not premeditated will result in an increase by half of the original offense.
An accidental assault will require the offender to provide just compensation.
Note: Torture as a sentence is strictly prohibited and will be replaced by jail time.
Note: This rule does not apply to biters. Biters will be drowned, no exceptions.
Shoelaces must be red, orange, or yellow. Offenders will have their shoes confiscated.
Solitary confinement shall not be used as a method of punishment.
Playing of "The Game" will result in public stabbing.
Littering is punishable with a fine and community service.
Panhandling is illegal and is punishable by a fine double the earnings of the panhandler on that day. Street performing is allowed.
Robbery will result in the offender having to provide just compensation to the victims, a fine equal to the compensation payed to the state, and stripping of citizenship.
Public recital of Shakespeare will result in pointing of the bone.
National Holidays will be recognized.
Stupidity is outlawed, and will result of stripping of citizenship.
Disturbing the peace is punishable by a fine.
All boats and amphibious vehicles must undergo a yearly inspection to be declared water worthy.
The criminal known as Santa Claws is an enemy of the state. People found guilty of collaborating with Santa shall be electrocuted.
The art of mind reading is outlawed, as it disrupts lake wildlife. Offenders will answer to the Noble Wesley Dellinger, Minister of the Homeland.
Walnuts and foghorns are strictly prohibited. Possession of walnuts or foghorns is punishable by spanking.
Carnations, guns, rusty nails, corks, and plastic ducks are prohibited. Possession of these items will result in their confiscation and a fine between $25 and $400 USD.
Intentionally irritating a watersnake will result in a fine of $25 and $75 USD.
Intentionally injuring a watersnake will result in a fine of $500 to $1000 USD and a jail sentence of 6 months to 2 years. Intentionally killing a watersnake will result in all your possessions being seized and a jail sentence of 10 years to life.
Obey your Monarch and Ministers. To fail to do so can result in a court issued sentence.
Toilets may not be flushed between 11 and 12 AM, as that is watersnake nap time. To do so will be considered intentional irritation of a watersnake.
A physical assault on a fellow human being will result in the same offense, increased by a set percent, inflicted on you.
A premeditated, intentional assault will result in doubling of the original offense.
An intentional assault that is not premeditated will result in an increase by half of the original offense.
An accidental assault will require the offender to provide just compensation.
Note: Torture as a sentence is strictly prohibited and will be replaced by jail time.
Note: This rule does not apply to biters. Biters will be drowned, no exceptions.
Shoelaces must be red, orange, or yellow. Offenders will have their shoes confiscated.
Solitary confinement shall not be used as a method of punishment.
Playing of "The Game" will result in public stabbing.
Littering is punishable with a fine and community service.
Panhandling is illegal and is punishable by a fine double the earnings of the panhandler on that day. Street performing is allowed.
Robbery will result in the offender having to provide just compensation to the victims, a fine equal to the compensation payed to the state, and stripping of citizenship.
Public recital of Shakespeare will result in pointing of the bone.
National Holidays will be recognized.
Stupidity is outlawed, and will result of stripping of citizenship.
Disturbing the peace is punishable by a fine.
All boats and amphibious vehicles must undergo a yearly inspection to be declared water worthy.
The criminal known as Santa Claws is an enemy of the state. People found guilty of collaborating with Santa shall be electrocuted.
The art of mind reading is outlawed, as it disrupts lake wildlife. Offenders will answer to the Noble Wesley Dellinger, Minister of the Homeland.